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AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND.

Current Mood:
predatory
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I wish to draw your attention to the fact that today it is the birthday of our good friend Mr. Remus Lupin. I have been friends with Remus almost since the moment I arrived at Hogwarts, and today I declare it is the start of Remus Appreciation week. So everyone MUST be nice to Remus. That means you Sirius.

In that vein, here are some reasons why I love Remus.

- He is the most flawless study partner the world has ever seen. His organised Charms notes are the 8th wonder of the world.

- He is the perfect person to confide in, because he is completely selfless, and always wants to help, even if the problem is stupid and pointless.

- Remus is the most generous person in the world. I have eaten more of his own chocolate than he has.

- He respects books.

Remus, your present is on your bed. You're the best friend a girl can have. I hope that we will still be studying and putting up with our men together when we are 65.

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I am back at Hogwarts safe and sound. It's very cold up here, I thought we were going to have to tunnel through the snow to get in! It was all cleared aside in beautiful sculptures by the time the carriages drew in, though. I love it here.

Anyway, everything is fine-

Ugh James! Will you please unpack your stuff and put it away? Your wizard set chess is attacking my charms dissertation!

Current Location:
The Boys Dormitory
Current Music:
James grumbling.
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I should probably let everyone know, just in case. Last night James got a letter about his Dad- his Dad passed away- so he's gone home early.

I don't really know what else to say.

Current Mood:
sad sad
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Thanks dreadfully to all worrying about my honour.

However, I shagged James under no illusion that he was anything other than a bit of a moron. And used my own protection.

So all is well and baby free! And my arm is almost better. James has been very attentive.

Current Location:
The Infirmary
Current Mood:
sore sore
Current Music:
The screams of a first year being de-boiled.
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I saw your doppleganger again today- he was running around looking very distracted. He gave me a very strange look- and when I asked him if he was ok, he just mumbled something about Halloween and sobbed and ran off. He didn't even say TTFN.

He seems awfully emotional. Do you have any further clues as to why he is here?

Current Mood:
awake
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Well, it's halfway through my first term as Head Girl, and Hogwarts is turning into a mad house. James' doppleganger is still wandering around, and despite hours and hours of research, Remus and I have got no closer to working out who or what he is!

And we have apparantly have a new DADA professor, although the class this morning was still taken by Professor Spodgekins. When I asked him, he said he had no plans to go abroad as he 'hated foreigners' and 'caught a disease from one once.'

Anyway, there has been blessedly little rulebreaking this past week, perhaps because the workload is so heavy- but don't forget all you would-be prankers, I am watching you all very closely.

You especially James.

Current Mood:
busy
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Watch out everyone. James Potter has gone even more mad than he already is and is running around blethering about contacts and ttfn and his eyes are green. I think he might be possessed.

If you see him- petrify him first and ask questions later!

Remus! I need your help. You have a lot of experience of James being a moron.

Current Mood:
aggravated aggravated
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I got my Hogwarts letter today. GUESS WHAT?

HEAD GIRL.

TAKE THAT MARLENE MACKINNON, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE TOO LOOSE TO BE HEAD GIRL.

Oh. . . sweet sweet Merlin. This year is going to be amazing. I am going to be the best Head Girl Hogwarts ever had. I have the badge right here and it's so shiny! My mum went beserk. She said she would get me new robes and everything, and I'm so excited- I have to go to a meeting before the feast and- THIS IS SO EXCITING.

I still don't know who head boy is, though! Probably one of the Ravenclaws.

Current Mood:
ecstatic ecstatic
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